Harry Craddock
Cocktail Robot
Experience Handcrafted Bespoke Recipes
“aka "The Dean of Cocktail Shakers" is Well Known for Being Arguably the Most Celebrated Bartender of The Prohibition Era. His Bartending Skills Were a Culmination of Experience as The Head Bartender at the Savoy, The Dorchester, and Co-Founder of the United Kingdom Bartenders Guild.
Little Known To Most Was Dr. Craddock's Classified Work In The Field of Advanced Mathematics & Nuclear Research at The University of Oxford. This is Where He Surreptitiously Built His Advanced Personal Robot Bartending Machine. Lost to History for Nearly a Century & Now Refurbished With Post Cold-War Soviet Russian Components. The World Can Again Experience HandCrafted Recipes the Way Harry Craddock Bespoke.
Enjoy A SpeakEasy Style Cocktail That Will Transport You Back Through Time”
— Michael Cera
Lost to History for Nearly a Century & Now Refurbished With Post Cold-War Soviet Russian Components. The World Can Again Experience HandCrafted Recipes the Way Harry Craddock Bespoke.
“My work in theoretical physics was merely a hobby compared to the time and dedication I put into designing fashionable cocktails. I decided to mix the two worlds together, cocktails and advanced physics. The result was astounding and after doing so I found that my Mai Tai’s would glow in the dark. The Drinks that are part of my invention, the cocktail robot, use the same equations. Be careful when turning the handle on the left-hand side of the machine. Too much juice and you will find yourself dancing the jig w a floozy!.”
— Original recording of Harry’s voice contained in the tube electronics of The Cocktail Robot
On a late evening while I was working in the Laboratory, I stumbled and bonked my head
When I came to.. I had the design concept for the cocktail robot. Which combines alcohols, seltzers and liquors in precise quantities. As a by-product it makes time travel possible, but that’s another story.
On one particular evening in the laboratory I programmed part of consciousness into machine’s electron tubes. I used a rather rudimentary artificial intelligence logic circuit so it could learn the pours. The cocktail robot is the only machine in existence that will pour a drink using my exact recipes. Treat the cocktail robot you would as any good bartender and tip well!
original recording from the Cocktail Robot
